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Children's Jokes and Riddles
Questions
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1. What kind of guitars do whales play?
2. What do rabbits put into their computers?
3. What did the girl melon say when the boy melon proposed?
4. If a gown is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
5. What did the grape do when the fat man stepped on it?
6. What sea creature is always grumpy?
7. Why did the computer squeak?
8. What bird is always sad?
9. Where should you put your TV?
10. What keys can't you put in a lock?
11. Why was the lamp flunking his classes?
12. What is the saddest tree?
13. What subject did the witch pass in school?
14. Why did the pig want to be an actor?
15. What magic spell turns you into a dinosaur?
16. What kind of horse never wins a race?
17. What key won't open any door?
18. What did the dentist give the marching band?
19. Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
20. Why did the man throw his clock out the window?
21. Do you know how to make your hanky dance?
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Answers
1. Eel-lectric guitars.
2. Hoppy Discs.
3. We're to young, we cantaloupe.
4. Silverware.
5. It gave out a little wine.
6. A crab.
7. Somebody stepped on the mouse.
8. A bluebird.
9. In a remote area.
10. Piano keys
11. He wasn't very bright
12. A weeping willow
13. Spelling
14. He was a big ham
15. The tyrannosaurus hex.
16. A sawhorse.
17. A donkey.
18. A tuba toothpaste.
19. Because he wanted to see butterfly.
20. Because he wanted to see time fly.
21. Add a little Boogie
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